Well, we live in Missouri now. Things are a bit different here in the South. Most people claim this isn't the South and is actually the Midwest, but they are wrong. For one thing, it's fucking hotter than...than...something that's really fucking hot. People here usually don't have too much of an accent, but some speak Southern so bad I want to run away screaming. The night we got here we went to eat at a bar-b-que restaurant. For the first time ever I had deep fried corn on the cob and hot boiled peanuts. If you like your peanuts mushy good for you, but just say no to fried corn. The University of Missouri has a huge rivalry with some state university in Kansas because of something that happened in the Civil War. I shit you not.

The good part of all this is that I'm in school again. The people in the entomology department I've met so far are all really cool and have been extremely nice about helping me settle in. I'm really glad to finally be here.